So I was thinking I should start a national registry to hook up people who are suicidal with serial killers. I it would help to take away the negative stigma attached to serial killers. They could be thought of as part of the service industry, like garbage collectors or plumbers or something like that.
If you are inexperienced and try to kill yourself you may bungle the thing up. What if you just manage to leave yourself physically or mentally handicapped. If you think your were unhappy before try life with only half a head. It would free up a lot of space in prison too.