So on my bus ride home last night the guy sitting across from me starts crouching down all weird. I am thinking, "What's wrong with this guy?". Then I can see he is pulling a Budweiser out of his backpack and pouring it into his McDonalds softdrink cup. I thought it was funny because he wasn't very sly about it and he reeks of alcohol already.
Of course the bus always smells like alcohol anyway. I mean really, how do you think people get around who have had their licenses taken away for drinking and driving.